Insanely stupid class fun

Stupid things you should (not) try in class for a laugh :)

Walk around class begging for spare change
Chew on your arm until someone notices
Change seats every time the teacher turns his/her back
After the teacher explains something, laugh really loud and say "Oh, now I get it!"
Lick yourself clean like a cat does
After the teacher has explained something, say "Quite right, old bean" in the typical old english style
Sing your questions to the class
When the teacher calls roll, after each name scream "THAT'S MEEEEE!!! Oh, no, sorry."
Page through the textbook scratching each picture and sniffing it
Stare continually at the teacher's private areas. Occassionally lick your lips
Address the teacher as "your honour"
Sit in the front, sniff suspiciously, and ask the teacher if he's been drinking
Present the teacher with a large fruit basket
Ask for an extra copy of each handout, for your invisible friend sitting next to you
Claim that you wrote the class text book
Stand to ask questions. Bow deeply before taking your seat after the teacher answers
Laugh loudly at everything the teacher says. Be sure to snort and make weird noises while you laugh
When the teacher turns their back to the class, scream and bang desks, then when they turn around act normal and get on with your work - Kaz
Get everyone in the class to start humming softly, and gradually hum louder - Mr Magoo
Have a group of people in different parts of the classroom in on the hum scheme. To work it, one person hums until the teacher looks at them, whereupon someone else starts humming and the accused opens his mouth as says "I wasn't humming!" rinse and repeat until teacher loses mind. - jw
At a completely random time, put up your hand to ask a question. When the teacher picks you, ask a question about a different subject and pretend you thought it was that class.
Put your hand up, and when the teacher acknowledges you, just say "I'm pointing at the ceiling"
When a substitute introduces himself as a substitute, have you and your freinds all yell "FRESH MEAT!!!!" at the same time
Raise your hand as if to ask a question, then just say 'buh buh bah buh buh buh?' or similar nonsense. Then act like the teacher should get it
Say your invisible and when people say your not start crying
Superglue a coin to the ground and watch people try to pick it up
While the teachers writing, hide the board rubber, when he/she goes to get somebody like the head replace it in the same place & make him/her look insane
Tell your teacher that you don't do homework, because of your religion
Listen to what the teacher says, and pick out a word that is said often, like "the". Each time the word is said, run a circle around your desk laughing and clapping loudly
Each student say "chop!" when the teacher calls the roll, then when the last student's name is called the class yells "Timber!" and they all fall out of their desks onto the floor
Whenever the teacher speaks to you, act like you're terrified of him/her and go run & hide in the corner or under your desk
Go up to the teacher but face the empty space next to him/her and ask if you can go to the office to get your medicine for hallucinations
As soon as the bell rings to start class, crawl under your desk and huddle with yourself and grab onto your chair and scream like you saw your grandma's butt. (Brianna White)
Start clapping, but keep a steady beat. When other people start clapping, start singing opera. (cheesebaboon)
Draw a smiley face on a piece of paper, and talk to it. (JH)
Refuse to do any work until the whole class has put on rubber gloves for fear of lead poisioning. (sarah)
Bring some candles, an ouji board and matches into the class on the day of a test. Before the test starts set the candles in a circle and light them. Sit in the middle of the circle with the ouji board and claim you are trying to channel the spirit of Einstein. (sarah)
In class when the teacher is talking pretend your not paying attention and if she picks you to anwser you say "So the Rhino did go to the beach with the Elephant" (Masta)
When the class is silent, put your book on the desk at fart on it. (JMS)
Ask questions while trying not to use any nouns or make any sense. ex: I have a question: When you said that we should get that thing over there with the stuff on it, did you mean the thing that, you know, had the stuff with the (mumbles) . . . over there. . . .Well, do you? (nsrt)
While taking a test get up about halfway through and point at the teacher or one of your peers and scream "You ruined christmas" and then storm out of the room slamming the door on your way out. (ScottBaioFan)
Repeat everything the teacher says right after him/her to confirm that you agree and when they ask u to stop say "but I love you so!!" (jacob khan)
Raise your hand in such a way that it looks a little bit like your just stretching (like your a little tired) but more like you want to ask a question. When the teacher goes to answer your question (even when you dont have a question) just say you were stretching. Repeat as often as necessary. (the butt)
When the teacher turns his/her attention to you and calls you to answer the question, Act as If you're undercover agent and refuse to give information. (TetraMorph)
When forced to type up an essay or project put the whole thing in one of those whacky fonts (the ones that are all symbols and the sort) then act confused when your teacher can't understand it. - The Otter King
Every time your teacher asks a question raise your hand and answer with the word "salmon". Have your friends join in and even have people in different class periods do it. - j$
When a teacher asks you a question stand up a walk up to her/him (if the teacher is bigger than you stand on tip toes) and square the teacher up after 10 seconds turn round and run out of the room - Gaza Boy
When you have a 2000 word essay due, hand in two pictures related to the topic. Afterall, a picture is worth a thousand words, right? - Optik
When a teacher asks you for your homework, angrily exclaim that you are a member of Greenpeace or the Earth Liberation Front, and that the mass slaughter of innocent trees is unacceptable. - Optik
During a note-taking lesson or activity, or at any time during the class, try to take offense to anything the teacher says. If the teacher doesn't use politically correct terms, take offense to it, even thought it doesn't even concern you. Even take offense to random things like "Jamaica" and "the pythagorean theorem". get angry at the teacher. - Maxipax
When the teacher leaves the room, tie a knot in the straw in their coffee. - yoimabutthead
Raise your hand when the teacher calls on you ask where babies come from in a childish voice - Bitch
When a teacher explains something, raise your hand and say "I don't get it". They'll say, "What don't you get?" You look at the handout or notebook paper you have and say, "How do they make a really big tree in to this thin piece of paper?" they get really mad, believe me! - Katie
Pick one of your teachers that constantly uses a specific word (ex: I have a teacher that says "Okay?" after almost every sentence). Get everybody in the class to stand up, clap, and sit down every time that word is used. - DeusExMachina
Just randomly stand up excitedly and yell some random-ass coment towards the teacher like, "I like your pants!" in a dandy, yet excited and confident manner. Then just sit down as if nothing ever happened. - Nick
Raise your hand and ask to go to the nurse and say, "I SEE DEAD PEOPLE." - bababa
Look ahead in the textbook and learn the info. When your teacher is trying to teach it, raise your hand and give away the whole lesson in like 30 seconds. - chris
After given an important assignment, blatently stick it in your mouth and take a bite out of it. It really ticks the teacher off. - Nacho

For some REAL pranks & tips on wasting time, go to the School Pranks section :)

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