School Survival

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Teacher Insult Generator

Describe your most hated teacher....
[Kids, don't try this at school, OK?]  ;-)

Amount of abuse they deserve:

Slight Abuse
Abuse
Intense Abuse

 Gender:

Male
Female
Unspecified

 Bad habits:

Too much homework
Unfair
Bad memory
Intelligence:

Smart(or they think they are)
Average
Stupid

 Weight:

Overweight
Average
Underweight

 Looks:

Good-looking(or so they think)
Average
Bad-looking

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