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Homework! Oh, Homework!
by Jack PrelutskyHomework! Oh, homework!
I hate you! You stink!
I wish I could wash you
away in the sink.
If only a bomb
would explode you to bits.
Homework! Oh, homework!
You're giving me fits.
I'd rather take baths
with a man-eating shark,
or wrestle a lion
alone in the dark,
eat spinach and liver,
pet ten porcupines,
than tackle the homework
my teacher assigns.
Homework! Oh, homework!
You're last on my list.
I simply can't see
why you even exist.
If you just disappeared
it would tickle me pink.
Homework! Oh, homework!
I hate you! You stink!
Written by: Jack Prelutsky
31 October 2007
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| Posted by: Meg (tamiyaj1374 AT yahoo DOT com ) 8 February 2010 | Comments: Omg!This is the best poem poem ever!!!I hate school.Old textbooks and dirty looks.U roc Jack:) |
| Posted by: ildi (viphottie93 AT yahoo DOT com ) 7 February 2010 | Comments: omg u totally rockkkk woohoo =D |
| Posted by: Mark (markdmckinney AT gmail DOT com ) 30 January 2010 | Comments: Nice poem!LOL! |
| Posted by: Abrea mcghee (brinnawaston AT yahoo DOT com ) 27 January 2010 | Comments: I really do hate homework and this is a good poem thanks jack u r so cool for making this |
| Posted by: Nneoma (Nneomaugonna AT yahoo DOT com ) 24 January 2010 | Comments: cool poem. homework does stink. |
| Posted by: Chris 22 January 2010 | Comments: Ripping people off stinks too! You probably never even did your homework. I'm sure you just copied off of the kid next to you. |
| Posted by: bob the builder (cakeman259 AT yahoo DOT com ) 21 January 2010 | Comments: stuff is soooooo tasty!i bleed cabbage out of my ears!!!!!!! |
| Posted by: kim Stetson (kimstetson AT gmail DOT com ) 13 January 2010 | Comments: This has been my favorite poem for a long time. I memorized it in first grade, way back in 1984. I could have sworn it was written by Shel Silverstein. |
| Posted by: Teagan (Teaganthearcher AT yahoo DOT com ) 8 December 2009 | Comments: lol, so true!!! i am at school wright now and i was just bored in keybording. so i just got on google and googles i hate school!!!! cause i wanted to find some kids that agree with me school is stupied but i mean i guess in the long run you will learn some stuff! but im having a bad day and i hate this class!!!!!!!!! |
| Posted by: tiffany (daddythey AT hotmail DOT com ) 4 December 2009 | Comments: homework is good and it helps you alot in school even if you do not like it it is still going to help you in the long run and for the people that dont do it you should start doing it real soon not tryin to b a kill joy but it is important but the poem was good keep up the good work |
