Homework! Oh, Homework!
by Jack PrelutskyHomework! Oh, homework!
I hate you! You stink!
I wish I could wash you
away in the sink.
If only a bomb
would explode you to bits.
Homework! Oh, homework!
You're giving me fits.
I'd rather take baths
with a man-eating shark,
or wrestle a lion
alone in the dark,
eat spinach and liver,
pet ten porcupines,
than tackle the homework
my teacher assigns.
Homework! Oh, homework!
You're last on my list.
I simply can't see
why you even exist.
If you just disappeared
it would tickle me pink.
Homework! Oh, homework!
I hate you! You stink!
Written by: Jack Prelutsky
31 October 2007
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| Posted by: marykate (marykatemk AT yahoo DOT com ) 7 July 2008 | Comments: i love this poem!!!!!!!!!!!!!its totally true about homework to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| Posted by: Anne (rascalflattsbf24 AT aim DOT com ) 27 May 2008 | Comments: Wow this site is really cool !! I have been searching for this poem and thie is what helped the most ! Thanks!! =] |
| Posted by: bill (bill AT sbcglobal DOT net ) 14 May 2008 | Comments: this rocks |
| Posted by: LAUREN 13 April 2008 | Comments: this is the best poem ever |
| Posted by: Jonny (holden DOT freak AT hotmail DOT com ) 7 April 2008 | Comments: Describes Homework perfetly the whole Lot :) Love The Poem |
| Posted by: chrishun (sexytaz678 AT yahoo DOT com ) 6 April 2008 | Comments: thiz poem is supa tight |
| Posted by: hell (dontask AT msn DOT com ) 1 April 2008 | Comments: first of all, u retarts, jack wrote this and i love this poem! |
| Posted by: Condemmer (abbyhammer AT msn DOT com ) 30 March 2008 | Comments: shell silverstine wrote this you retard. I could sue u for copyright policys |
| Posted by: dreamer... 14 March 2008 | Comments: this describes perfectly my opinion of homework. |
| Posted by: H. shcks (hshcks AT gmail DOT com ) 8 November 2007 | Comments: shell silverstine wrote this you retard!! |
