Has school destroyed your creativity and self-confidence? I'm working on a book called Recovering From School, to help you heal the damage caused. Join the Patreon or Newsletter to be notified about updates. Paid Patreon members will get early draft previews, as well as a free digital copy when it's done.
Man dressed as penis disrupts graduation
By DENNIS YUSKO, Staff writer
Last updated: 5:09 p.m., Thursday, June 26, 2008
SARATOGA SPRINGS -- A 19-year-old man dressed as a penis was arrested for disturbing a high school graduation today at the Saratoga Performing Arts Center.
Calvin Morett of 337 Pyramid Pine Estates allegedly interrupted the Saratoga Springs High School graduation by marching across SPAC's stage in an inflatable 6-foot penis costume while diplomas were being given out, Saratoga Springs Police Sgt. Sean Briscoe said.
Morett purchased the full-body costume and sprayed parts of the 5,000 people in the crowd with Silly String, Briscoe said.
His motive? ``He thought it would be funny,'' Briscoe said.
Morett was ticketed for disorderly conduct, a violation, and will face the charges in City Court on Tuesday, Briscoe said.
Morett graduated from Saratoga Springs High School last year. He tried to streak away from law enforcement, but could not.
``Once I stopped laughing, he was pretty easy to catch because he was tripping on the lower portion of the costume,'' said Briscoe, who made the arrest.
Posted by: Puchiko
Source Article
Where to next? Pick one!
- Check out the Alternatives to School section
- Join our Patreon
- Sign up for our newsletter
Posted in: News on June 27, 2008 @ 12:00 AM
Tags: School
If you like what we're doing here, you can become a Patron and sign up for our newsletter!
Pics?
lulz.
Sad that he got arrested for that, though. I bet it was more interesting than the actual graduation.
The cop had to do his job but it was nice he had a sense of humor.
erm... thats one way to get attention.
This seem to make graduation worth going to.
XD
My reaction:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...
There's a photo here
Sorry about the long url, but the only way I could use a shorter one would be if I linked to the original article which only has a tiny thumbnail (you can't see a thing).
I can't get any pics. :(
I fixed the link to the pics so it doesn't stretch the page :)
HaHaHa Imao. Thanx for the pics Puchiko. That made my day.
Oh dear. I would have laughed my ass off. Good thing the cop was at least laughing about it. Seriously, how often does that happen? D: