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Why school is better than having a job (sarcasm)

Oh, joy. Let's dive into why school is somehow better than having a job. Brace yourselves for some sarcasm!

Firstly, let's talk about those early mornings. Who doesn't love dragging themselves out of bed at the crack of dawn to rush to a place they despise? Beats sleeping in and having a leisurely breakfast, right?

Next up, let's discuss the thrill of being constantly judged and graded. Because what's life without a never-ending report card? Forget about personal growth or exploration; let's focus on that letter grade that defines your worth!

Oh, and don't forget the joy of being stuck in a building for hours on end, with only a few short breaks to keep you sane. Who needs fresh air and sunlight anyway?

And let's not overlook the fun of dealing with endless bureaucracy and pointless rules. Because nothing says "fun" like navigating a labyrinth of paperwork and regulations.

And last but not least, let's celebrate the privilege of being underpaid or not paid at all for your hard work. Who needs financial stability when you can have the "joy" of struggling to make ends meet?

So there you have it, folks. School is clearly the superior option compared to the horrors of having a job. Eye roll intensifies.

Posted in: Blog on April 19, 2024 @ 1:22 AM

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