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Funny pranks on teachers
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These are some funny or silly pranks on teachers... some of them are not meant to be taken seriously. :)
- If You Get Sent out your class room, and the windows are tinted, put your face to the window hard, and make weird faces, be carefull when doing it with your nose, you might accidently Get snot on the window, Classic funny!
- pretend to faint(fall out of your chair and dont get up, or something) then "wake up" and ask "where am i?" in the middle of class. during an "important" lesson.
- When flipping pages in your textbook shake the paper loudly and make a whole lot of noise everytime the page is turned. Works best when entire class is reading a novel in English.
- when asked to write something on the board, clean it with your tougne first
- Come to school wearing shirts with obscene gestures (Preferably a home made t-shirt. Color: White. Write something like "fuck" or "shit" on one side and than "fuck" or "shit" on the other). If your teacher demands you turn it inside out you can either say no or flip it, revealing the second obscene gesture.
- when the instructor gives an assignment (preferably a large, important one), or gets you in trouble for the school "dress code", the next opportunity you get, lift your arm out in front of you with the palm-side down and the fingers straight out, pressed together. say something that sounds at least vaguely German. be sure to include the words and phrases, "Heil Hitler!" and "furher", and possibly "reich".
- unplug either your keyboard or your mouse, both if you thing you can handle it. if someone sits next to you or behind you, when you get the chance, unplug theirs and plug yours in. if you do the mouse, you can make it randomly move when theyre trying to figure out why it isnt working. if theyre working on word, use the keyboard and type messages that are either completely random (i know you people can come up with something) or send them creepy messages such as, "i see you." guranteed some kicks and possibly a punch to the face if they figure it out.
- Before the teachers get in, change all the locks on the lockers. That way nobody can get their stuff and the teachers will be unaible to start class. If you think you will get in trouble, just say people in a hihger grade might have done it, because they used the same lockers last year.
- if you know you're going to be using an overhead during the period, draw a smiley face on the lens. after about the 4th time of trying to figure out where it is, they get PISSED!
- In FCS put salt in the sugar and baking powder in the flour.Makes for an interesting meal.
- When the teacher tells the class something disagree with it and tell them your way after youve done a couple of disagreements walk around the classroom on strike.
- raise ur hand when the class is silent and when the teacher asks u what is it just say "ha ha i tricked you" in a childish voice
- If you learn latin or are learning about the roman empire and learning about Caeser, start quoting Gretchens little speech from Mean Girls about how Brutus was just as good as Caeser leaving your teacher baffled. Try and do it almost as an outburst making it funnier.
- If u go to A SINGLE SEX SCHOOL then when you hAVE A LESSON with the opposite sex find a way to add sex into the lesson or how far you went with you boy/girlfriend .It really makes them feel uncomfortable!
- when you have to watch a boring video in class bring a universal remote. You can mute the movie or change channels
- Find a word that noone knows the definition of, and call people it, eventually everyone will use it as an insult and in the middle of class. A good exampled is "Goiter" a swollen thyroid.
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Posted in: X by Logan on May 3, 2006 @ 5:17 PMTags: School Pranks
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write your paper in feces
[...] Funny pranks on teachers [...]
here sum more:
1. Act schizophrenia, and moving your eyes around nervously shouting "Where are you guys!"
2. pretend to have an invisible snow ball fight.
3. Hold your pencil like a gun and aim it at people and pretending to shoot her, shouting "Infidels!" (Really funny if the principle of rides)
4. walk around the classroom, self-loathing - saying things like "I hate myself" Why does everyone hate me "it's always raining in my mind"
5. claim to be a rodent - like rodents start things and act all change and anxiety
6. act like you just got shot
7. have a fun little game of Marco Polo
8. when you raise your hand to be called, and if the teacher does not appeal to you, thanks to an adjustment of all - you lay on the ground start yelling "never never never never!" "stupid school!" I mean really start beating his fists on the ground and kicked offices
9. using erasers and other small objects that you may have, Act rhymes with lyrics and everything
10. cut the paper in the form of a snake, put it on the ground and start yelling "snake snake!"
11. point on the ground where a person is about to step in and say "do not wait there!" Watch Out "" Oh my God it's huge "holy shit is right there" and when they save act as if it is still under foot
12. when someone does something they disapprove act and sing a song about her. For example: someone is leaning back in there "chair when you rock back in your chair! You have herpes and die!"
13. act as a villain and make a mad way to destroy the world. For example: "I am the polluter! I will destroy this planet by polluting the puny! haha "(Then knock all your papers and books on the ground)
14. all begin to be lively and optimistic - "omg this is the best class ever! is so awsome, I learn so much !!!!!" then turn to another person "who is got to be the best shirt ever! Where did you get it! is just fabulous!"
15. Pretending to talk on the phone
16. C # 15, and act like your talking to your girlfriend just told you she is pregnant
17. act like you're a VJ on MTV
18. If you're a guy starts to sing I am not a hollaback girl
19. If you are a top chick saying "my breasts are bigger breasts - never!
20. when asked to answer a question to start making a face like you have an orgasm
21. If you're a guy raise your hand and ask (especially in sex ed.) "When will I start to breast!"
22. turn to the person next to you. say that every time you wet yourself nervous. then tell her a story - "Well I went to church, they asked me what they are saying ... I was not paying attention, I am really very wet and said "uh oh! "Everyone knew that I'm wet." - And then raise their hands to answer a question, act like you do not know when to say really loud "uh oh"
23. try to convince people you were famous
24. bring the person next to you your opinion, then drop your pencil, look at them and say, "Well ... you'll get it. "
25. Pretend you are takeing a shower.
26. begin to count, like everything that you are the Count from Sesame Street
27. try to convince people that elmo was taken with the speed, the other day
28. think what your pet looks like a professor, so ask if her if she is ever what it looks like animals
29. your left hand and right have an argument that is if your favorite
30. act like you're in love with the teacher (blow kisses, laughing, ect ...)
31. form a rhyme like Fanta commercial. For example: stuck in class with mr.johnson aspires to school, have a fanta it's nice and cool!
32. on your papers, each time you answer a question write "the end"
33. when the teacher says a word, to act as Pee Wee Playhouse and say that was the word of the day
34. starting to say and act as if lost in the middle class
35. pretending to fly
i did # 15 HONKA SMSHOTA
com into class with clothes making fun of the teachers culture, for example:if the teacher is mexican where a colorful shirt, a sumbraro,bring taco's to lunch and talk through the whole day with a mexican accent.when the teacher is offended and gets the principle,run into da bathroom (make sure you bring a bag filled with regular clothes)change ur clothes as quick as possible and get back in class.pray that the teacher and principle don't get back before u,if they do then have fun with the troublemakers in detention
I know a good one, though it might take a bit of effort.
Ok, do you know how when you don't put something in uppercase letters in Word, it capitalizes it for u? Well, when u see the lightning bolt thing click it and go to Control AutoCorrect Options. There you should see something that says replace, and then type a common word in, like "the", and in the bar next to it type something funny or random, like "Dr. Octogonopus BLARRGH!". So whenever someont types in "the", it will replace it with "Dr. Octogonopus BLARRGH!" Guaranteed lawlz. XD
Walk backwards for the whole day and when someone notices take a few steps normally then walk backwards again.
randomly jump up and say"THE (insert school color or colors here) COATS ARE COMING!!!!!!"
example:THE GREEN COATS ARE COMING!!!!!!
Ok, I havent seen this one yet. In art glue a quarter to the ground with instant crazy glue. Watch people strugglexD
break a window and say "im sorry tha book threw it self out the window"
when tha teacher ask "why arnt you doin your work?" say "i plead tha 5th and fear tha 3rd"
when your watchin a movie in class jack the remote form the teacher and pause the movie turn it off ect ect ect and so forth lol
have a whoopie cushion handy tell da teacher dat they dropped eg(pen,ruler,blackboard duster) when they bend ova flatten da whoopie cushion out so it farts everyone will think it was da teacher if da teacher blushes say u should go to da office u dont look so good r u sik n they will just continue on wif da class then u tell da principal that da teacher is sik in school n they should go home da principal will c da teacher n get very confused!Fuckme!!!!
Here's A Few Av Done.
1.If teacher yells at you polietly say 'quick someone phone the aa this man/woman is about to have a breakdown.
2. Eachtime someone says 'eh' say b.
3.If teacher leaves classroom put biscuits in there cup and if they say anything claim it was the cookie monster.
4.Each time the teacher looks away scream 'JESUS Don't do it.
5.Talk to the window but be serious.
6.If teacher says 'just do it' scream/sing JUST DO IT,DO IT DO IT,!
7.Screaam fuck then when teacher relises point at the floor and say 'no look duck!'
8.Talk about things that don't really matter example 'I woke up with only one sock on today'
9. If teacher says 'any questions?' Say what happens if you wake up a hedgeoc in hibernation?
10.If your not taking part in pe,say you've missed your period and your giving birth to the next baby jesus'
11.Touch your toes and say 'hmm...chicken for tea?' Bend down and touch them again and say 'hmm apple juice too' ...so o,
this site is awesome
lol? yell out that it stinks in the classroom and someone has to "do their business"
hack your teachers work account change the picture of them to a piece of poop and blame the person at the back of the room and say it was them even if they say no
put a stink-bomb in his or her bag and make him or her take it home after school and see what she is like the next day