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15 Funny High School Pranks

Hello and welcome, pranksters! If you try any of the pranks listed on this site, you really should come and tell us how it went on the forums here. We're always looking for a good laugh :)

Here are 15 funny school pranks you can try:

  1. make the sounds and/or looks as if your, u know, turned on, as the teacher talks, like the grunting and the sighing type noises and the breathing and if the teacher ask you whats wrong, then u can say "oh i was just enjoying the pleasure of your teaching until you stopped, please continue". I wouldnt suggest doing it more than once or maybe twice
  2. tap your pen, pencil or hands on the desk making a beat to every word the teacher says, and u can really get into by goin "yeah" or "oh yeah' or "c'mon" or something between their words or sentences
  3. have a bunch of tiny paper scraps, like really tiny and put them in a thin straight line and move your nose over the line sniffing in like your inhaling (or actually inhale if u dont mind it goin up there)
  4. here's another good teacher prank - if there happens to be a roll of duct tape near your desk or table while the teacher is just up front talking, grap the tape and hold it under your desk and rip it off loudly. Also, you can try to keep it silent and take long pieces and hang then from your desk and make like a spiderman web or something. As the teacher keeps talking just hold the tape under your desk and keep pulling off pieces. If its the loud noise, the whole class will hear and laugh or be distracted, while with the web it starts out with the neighbors then eventually everyone else will look at eachother or in your direction asking whats goin' on. Or if nobody tells the teacher or they never notice, just leave it hanging there when class is done
  5. i have a shitload of pranks, bu i have a real funny one you can use at school. if a lot of the class get to class early, take the nail out of the hinges, and shut the door. the teacher walks into the class, and pulls the door off its hinges. this will be a guaranteed way to destroy a day's worth of class.
  6. Ask the pricipal if he could let you swith two class rooms to teach the teachers a lessen. and the take pictures of the classroom. and the night that is planed ask for keys from the pricipal and go into the classroom and swich the classrooms to look like each other and when the teachers come in they will get frusterated and every one else should laph and the next nighe swith the class rooms back.
  7. Say you have a bladder problem and ask to go to the bathroom and if you want when you come back and the teacher ask say you had an accident and go to the office
  8. when you have a sub or ure ussuall teacher who loves to talk or was in military or something keep asking stupid ??? that they have to answer get several ppl to join in wasting all of class best to do in a subject you hate
  9. hang the teacher's chair on the wall or on the blackboard, this is a good prank on teachers
  10. play football/baseball with old sandwiches
  11. explode a dung-bomb before class and when the teacher comes in gather all your classmates and protest that the teacher is forcing you to study in such unhuman conditions
  12. hide someone under the desk that's most in the back of class...and make him make weird and funny noises and lett the teacher clearly see that no one is making them...it really scares them,believe me ,it was tested in my class
  13. gett a tampon..pour red paint into it and stick it on a door...alsow tested..it really pisses them off
  14. go from class to class and sing carols...and ask for money....be offended when u're not given and asked to get out...tested
  15. at random times or when it's too quiet...start making funnt noises or act like u have spasms....return to normal and act like nothing happened when the teachers turns to see what's wrong

If you have some more funny high school pranks, post them in the comments. :)

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Posted in: X on May 12, 2006 @ 4:23 PM

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