Has school destroyed your creativity and self-confidence? I'm working on a book called Recovering From School, to help you heal the damage caused. Join the Patreon or Newsletter to be notified about updates. Paid Patreon members will get early draft previews, as well as a free digital copy when it's done.
School Survival > News >
US: Student suspected of pinching a PS3 shot dead by cops
ARMED COPPERS shot dead a student they suspected of pinching a Playstation 3.
The 18 year-old, Peyton Strickland, was killed last Friday as he went to answer a knock at the door. Outside was a band of heavily armed police who, it is suggested, blasted him to kingdom come because the games controller he had in his hand may have looked like some sort of weapon.
The assassination squad had seen pictures of Strickland and pals posing on the Interweb with a selection of assault weapons. So naturally they went in tooled up and took no chances. Stickland's dog, Blaze, was also blasted to bits. He probably had big teeth.
"If this boy would've come to the door, opened the door, we probably wouldn't be talking," the sheriff told the local Raleigh News & Observer.reported.
Americans are warned either to open their door promptly when it is knocked at, or to swiftly leg it out the back an see how far they get. On no account should they dither about or have anything in their hands.
The sorry tale began after one student bought himself a pair of Playstation 3s after queuing for three days. It seems some other students couldn't be bothered with all that queuing so mugged their console-toting colleague instead.
So the armed plod were called in and dealt with their number one suspect like and good console-playing bad-guy busting citizen might, and stuck cap in his ass*.
* Head, actually. Poetic licence applied for.
More: http://www.newsobserver.com/14...
By Paul Hales: Tuesday 05 December 2006, 16:58
Posted by: SoulRiser
Source Article
Where to next? Pick one!
- Check out the Alternatives to School section
- Join our Patreon
- Sign up for our newsletter
Posted in: News on December 5, 2006 @ 12:00 AM
If you like what we're doing here, you can become a Patron and sign up for our newsletter!
So now we're looking at a full playstation 3 controller recall maybe. Make em colored, red, like the spilled blood of an innocent gamer. This story reminds me of a family travelling through a state and was pulled over and searched. They had a small dog in the car that jumped out wagging its tail and approached the officers only to get a lead bath in front of the family and children. When they were finished rampaging through the family car, they stuffed the puppy's corpse into a trash bag and put it into their trunk and said have a nice day. Until the story hit mainstream media, nothing was done and no apology was issued. Cops, Teachers, Judges, Magistrates, Detectives, The branches of judicial govt.... they're all worthless heartless cocksuckers who do nothing but do each other favors.
Looks like those cops were suffering from small penis syndrome.
Idiot cops...they should be fired.