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17 School Pranks on Teachers
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Here are 17 school pranks you can play on teachers:
- put a employeess wanted sign on the detention door.
- In a silent classroom, randomly start banging your head on the desk mumouring "no, no, no shut up get out get out" and when the teacher asks what the matter is just ask what they mean and look confuzed.
- make sex sounds and when the teacher looks round look at him or her blaming it on them
- In our School, we have Sport houses, and some teachers is elected to be the H.O.D of each department. anywayz, grad some spray cans (hopefully in your house color) and spray paint [your house name] RULES!! on the classroom of Another hod's room.
- If you ever have to give a PowerPoint presentation take as long as possible.... For example, since it needs to be projected onto a big screen to the class can see it you must log into your computer to load it up, correct? "Accidentally" switch off the computer, and say it crashed on you, or pretend it won't let you log in... when actually you're just typing the wrong password. If you can get more than 1 person/pair of people to do this, it can lead to some serious wasted time. My hour was 3 days behind other hours because of the fact we got so many people to take their time or "mess up" the computer. 3 days behind = frustration for my lazy-ass English teacher.
- steal the remote for the TV from inside the teachers desk when they are not looking. in the middle of a very important subject turn on the TV on and do it again until they teacher has to go get the janitor or someone to "fix" the broken TV.
- when your teacher has his/her back turned, laughed in a weird voice, when he or her turns around look at the kid behind you. He get in trouble instead of you
- When ya guys gotta do a really (pathetic & insulting to your knowledge) activities expclaim loudly for the teachers to hear, "Oh, yah this is gonna keep the government off may back!" In an sarcastic tone (of course) Oh, just basically anything ya think would piss that Educational Figure of yours off!!
- when the teacher is writing sumthing on the board and not facing you , say her name in different vocies like u got to ask her sumthing and when she turns around act like nobody said anything , it works best if you get your buddies to help and if she asks or says stop blame it on ppl you dont like:p
- heres a fun school prank: take a universal remote and program it to the TV of the class that you are in, the once programmed, turn on your favorite Tv show and act astonished when the channels "mysteriously" Change and the TV goes on and off!
- Only do these if everyone in your class hates your teacher!!!!!: Get everyone together and start dropping pencils ar books at the same time u can even take that teachers book and make him search for it the entire class time.
- I have another school prank idea! If you have a band teacher like that take their instrument that they normally play and use some normal glue on the buttons, they'll be so frustrated for hours but it will come off eventually (use superglue if you hate your teacher that much)
- When the teacher gives you work, sit there, don't do anything and just blabber, like "bluduh!"
- For this you will need a coin. When you get that coin put it on the ground under the cafeteria tables. Then say to the person next to you 'im going to tell on you'. When you go to the teacher or any other person thats watching over everyone, you point at the table that you are sitting at and say 'i lost my coin' this will make the person that you said to feel scared. Now you walk with the teacher and look on the ground suprised and say 'oh look i found my coin, i guess it dropped out of my hand' this will piss of the teacher and will let others do almost whatever they want.
- okay if you are either bored during any class and dont feel like watching the teacher blab about stuff then all u have to do iz fake faint but be carefull try your best not to laugh keep your eyes closed for at least 25 seconds but when u open ur eyes start to shout for help then shut up and look at every one in the room and say your confused and need to see the school nurse then all ur fellow class mates will be off topic and so will the teachers
- If your teacher is anal retentive about a classroom object, you could "borrow" it for a while. Leave ransom notes along with pictures. When you finally do return it, return it in a jello-mold.
- at lunch get everyone to be quiet by going "shhhhh" and then stand up and start slowly clapping, then get your friends to do it. (but you have to let people know a head of time. but dont tell the teachers)
Got any more school pranks you can play on teachers? Post them in the comments! :)
Join us on: Twitter | FacebookPosted in: X by Logan on May 14, 2006 @ 4:39 PM
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actually u could take ppt off desktop look up how to make pc crash.bat put ppt logo name it powerpoint and watch it works real good.:D
If you ever have to give a PowerPoint presentation take as long as possible.... For example, since it needs to be projected onto a big screen to the class can see it you must log into your computer to load it up, correct? "Accidentally" switch off the computer, and say it crashed on you, or pretend it won't let you log in... when actually you're just typing the wrong password. If you can get more than 1 person/pair of people to do this, it can lead to some serious wasted time. My hour was 3 days behind other hours because of the fact we got so many people to take their time or "mess up" the computer. 3 days behind = frustration for my lazy-ass English teacher.
write a note to the school counselor saying u saw two teachers doing inappropriate things during class. tell her to come into their class during the period u have them to see. leave it on her desk but don't sign ur name and change ur handwriting. when the counselor comes in ur teachers will be so confused!
WOW!!!! I LIKE YUR GUYS IDEAS BUT I NEED SOMETHINN THT WOULD DISRUPT THE WHOLE SCHOOL
When the teacher isn't lookin make fart sounding noises. When they turn round or look at u look a someone that you don't like very much and then they will get done insted of you :P. (This works best in drama as your allowwed to make noises :-]
okay, get a rly good lookin fake rouch and when ur teacher not lookin tape it to his/her coffee cup or sumthin they use thro out the class period, when teacher reaches for thing yell out "THERES A BUG!!!!" (i almost did it but my friend was too much of a wuss) :3
About these LAME pranks that u posted ?!?!?!
How about something more funny ! Like :
#If you don’t feel like doing some really annoying assignment, insist that you turned it in even if you didn’t. Maybe the teacher will then think that they lost it and give you a passing grade because they feel responsible for losing it
#Put a sign on the door saying “New teachers needed”
#One of the most affective prank that has been pulled among my classmates and me was the old "stuck door". The best period to this in would be English, History, Maths and language class. These are the most boring-I'm sure you'll agree. You need to make sure that all members of the class are in the room and on time. Close the door and simply stick a chair underneath the handle. That way, when the teacher comes to open it, it won’t open as the chair prevents it. The teacher will be acting like a lunatic and the caretaker will have to be called to take the door off the hinges. Quickly remove the chair when this happens or else you'll get caught.
Now that’s what I call PRANKS !:):)
Ur right ! Their VERY VERY lame …
What u posted are AMAZING :):)<3
Way to comment on your own post.
bring a recorder to school and make sure u made weird noises the night before,like walrus noise are elephant having sex.in the middle of an important lesson play the tape and act as nothing stupid is happening
THESE PRANKS R SOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY!! XD
if u r bored in class, say "i like tater tots" or sing the telletubbies song. NOTE:this is funnier with a retarded voice!
LOLZ Hide the teachers lunch while hes not looking!
Turn the clock to the school hometime
While the teacher is talking about a really boring subject break into a weird dance while screaming I GOTTA GO PEEEE!
Those are some good pranks, but most of them would get you in REALLY big trouble :P
dress as a grandma
what i do is
sit next to a friend and talk untill the teachers move you away. then when they do start screaming and having a fit and saying you go crazy when your away from them. they wont believe you. when they move you, hyper ventilate, or bang your head on the desk and say quietly "stop stop get out getout stop get out of my head, stop stop stop" hypervantilate more, then suddenly stand up really fast andhold your breath (this can cause you to faint) if it does not, then fake-faint. then get up and start crying and freaking out. this workes well when your friend does it too
haha Midgalet it work
SOOOOOO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!! i was saying the stop stop get putta my head thing after i fainted and the teacher still wouldnt let us sit together. she llokd at me starngely and i said it a little lounder, banging my haen harder and also slapping or punching the desk occaisionaly. she sent me to the school nurse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHA now we are always allowed to sit togther
Start singing Nyan cat!
When the teacher is not looking, let everyone in class do the wave.
(When the teacher catches you just say,"I'm stretching my arms."
OK I'll show you 1...
Get a paper and draw a smiley face on it. Then stick it to a chair (on top = where u lean your back) and when the teachers give you papers or work to do, ask another copy for "your friend" next to you and behave like your talking to him during the class...
What some of the 4th years in my school do is : If you are in a new built school chances are you will have doors with locks on the sides of them ( only the doors in the corridors ) so lock it and when people try to push or pull (they move both ways) the doors, the people will walk into them. Soo funny my music teacher ran into one
run to the window in the middle of class and claim you saw the bat signal...
or yell out moose have 3 eye lids
or just have sex with your teacher like i do...but im now out of school soooooooooo ya...
haha good job, but they would get you in trouble :/
ahah these are crap put a " push" sign on a "pull" door or the other way around
all you have to to disrupt a whole school, is when your have like an assembly or something like that, stand up and scream at the top of your lungs "RAPE"
Get every body 2 support u and wen the teacher's explaining, shout 'Earthquake' and everybody get under the desks. After a while, come out and pretend s if nothing has happened
Ask your teacher for a pencil because you dont have one. When he/she goes to get one, pull out your own pencil. When the teacher comes back to give it to you say "thats not mine"
Pull up a desk across your teacher and stare into their eyes. When they tell you to put the desk back, tell him/her "My love for you is undying. Moving this desk breaks our bond, what we have" or something like that :p
get 2 pigs and put signs on one pig saying pig 1 and the other pig has a sign saying pig 3 then let them loose in the school.... and once the school catchs the pigs they will waste all day looking for the 2nd pig and have to evacuate the school due to wild animal... hahhahaa
Those parks are good but they can really get you in trouble...I need something BIG but not too big.I wanna prank my french teacher that I hate...any suggestions?
-And I have another prank for you guys, three years ago we wanted my prank a none at my school so we faked a cat-fight between my two friends over a broken pen HAHAHA that was funny ;)
*we wanted to prank a none
To really bug them, at a set time all get up, put your books away and leave. If the teacher follows, the fun begins! You can;
1- Fake syncronised faint and act like you don't know what happened.
2- Hide- Really fun if you are all brilliant sneaks and go back to class
3- If you are really daring, drop a food trail or something then stop by a sign saying, "LOL! Check Science" and put up lots more.
4- Just leave, oblivious to anyone else.
5- Walk in to another class, say Hi and swap. Act like you know what is going on and put your hand up for every question.
Shout Got You or (Early/Late) April Fools to avoid detention. Good Luck!
find whatever your teacher is afraid of! it will work if he/she is afraid of an animal or reptial. my teacher is afraid of snakes! have fun ans be carful not to get caut
these are the best pranks ever but ive done better!
I like putting a fart-machine under the teacher's chair and press the button that makes the noise repeatedly. Have some kids cough and say things like "God that smells bad" and "My eyes!!!" Simple but the teacher's reactions are super funny. ;D
VOICES SHALL GET OUT OF ME
CAN I EAT YOU?;D
@boredasamofo is crazy a'f.
Jesus Christ, do you guys have mental retardation or something? You type like fucking five year olds.
Tie some balloons to your teachers chair. When he/she sits down, push a button and make the chair "magically" fly up!
just put nail polish on everyone's (including yours) pen/pencil tips so the teacher will have to use up all the spares then pull out 1 safe spare (optional)and watch
Well i need a prank, but i belong to a really strict british school. Have sneaked into the staff toilets and filled them up with fairy liquid.. When they flush it all bubbles up. We had a supply teacher run in my class and say the toilets are bubbly!! Hilarious.. But i need to know a un traceable prank, preferable easy, not too messy and not expensive.
If you have a small class of group of friends that know a popular song really well have one person start the lyrics to it, just saying them. have another person say another line. go line by line until the chorus and then have everyone start singing it. Its great entertainment espicallly if everyone likes that song and can sing rather well. Teachers don't seem to think its that funny though.
use a clear fishing line and tie it to a doller and have your teacher or any other person try picking it up but move it so they would chase after it!!!
Light a smoke bomb or stink bomb at an assembly. You can light it and then push it through the cracks to under the stands. You can evacuate the whole school and not be traced easily just Make sure no one knows you did it besides your friends.
Go into the bathroom and light a piece of paper by the smoke detector for getting out of class. Dont get caught because i pulled the fire alarm on april fools and i got suspended and i had to go to court.
Write "tuesday is the day" on pieces of paper and stuff and leave it around the school. Get other friends in on it even at different schools in your district. This could shut down a whole school district because they might think its a bomb threat or something